Monica Muffdiver was born in a small trailer park in North Carolina and was the product of a Pot smoking Hippie that had a one night stand with a leather biker. She never knew who her father was but was told that he was real tough, hairy and built like a brick house. Her and her mom lived in a single wide trailer with a broke down pickup truck in the front yard. She was a very popular girl in high school and started to notice the football players with their big arms and bigger baskets and feel in love with the quarterback, she and he had a secret affair but she called it quits when she experienced her first woman to woman contact. She longed for him but at the same time knew that she could not be faithful to just him since she got a taste of being with a woman. Trying to get enough money for a boob job, Monica worked at the local Waffle House as well as making guest appearances at the local rest stops. One night during a dry run at the rest stop Monica had an epiphany, she heard a voice telling her to ''head south until she reached the water and at the waters edge she would find her calling.'' With only a voice in her head and a few dollars in her pocketbook, she headed south and found the Tampa Bay Order of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and knew that the Sisters and Florida was where she was meant to be.